
I think we're going to have to up the refugee quota. Because, we're about to get an influx of people.
From where you ask? From America, it seems.
You may have heard earlier this week that Ruth Bader Ginsburg - the Supreme Court Associate Justice in the States - said that if Donald Trump becomes president, she's moving to New Zealand.
She says she can't imagine what the U.S would become under the leadership of Donald trump.
I hear you, Ruth.
Anyway, those comments have gone all around the world and now the Huffington Post has picked up on the story, and has written a piece called "15 reasons why we should all move to New Zealand if Donald Trump becomes president."
Let me take you through it.
First, it says our beaches are out-of-control gorgeous. Well they are. I'm not sure they still would be if hundreds of thousands of Americans hauled into town and parked their backsides on them, but there you go.
Next, they say our mountains are pretty unforgettable as well. That's true, too.
Reason number three. Wellington. It says that welly is one of the most affordable cities for expats and a top spot to live. Welly, the Americans are coming.
There is no mention of the fact that we're a bit short on houses, but that's okay. Come on in, america.
The locals - us - they say we're friendly. And we are.
Although clearly they haven't heard of Winston Peters. He won't be rolling out the red carpet for more immigrants, for Trump refugees.
Number five. This is a hobbit's paradise. And it is. If you're an american hobbit, come on over.
Number six - it shows a photo from the Abel Tasman, I think and says we have the best national parks.
And pies. It says we're pretty good at making pies - and eating pies.
And so we've had hobbits and pies, so you know what's coming next. Sheep.
There's a photo of a flock of sheep and the Huff Post says sheep will be your new neighbours. There are six times more sheep then people in this country so you can expect to see them wandering down Colombo street, or through Britomart, the Octagon, you name it. They're everywhere.
Coffee - it says we make a mean brew. And our cafes are a dime a dozen.
And then there's a few tourist images - they show sandboarding, ninety mile beach, glow worms, and good camp sites.
Rugby. Of course they talk about rugby. It says Americans who move to New Zealand will fall in love with rugby because it's more fun to watch then American football.
I don't know about that. I like rugby, but I'm not sure your average American would. Is rugby more fun to watch then NFL? Not sure.
And finally the Huff Post says that living here is like living on another planet. Which is kind of true, I guess.
It says our forests are prehistoric, and there's a photo of the big Kauri, Tane Mahuta.
So there we go. The Huffington Post has a readership of over 100 million. And they've said this is where Trump refugees should come if he gets into power.
Best we crack on with building a few houses then, eh?
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